This isn’t about roses. It’s about results.
The Lovers Bundle is Valentine’s fuel for people who know that chemistry is biological, timing is everything, and preparation is half the fun. Energy, circulation, stamina, and recovery. All handled.
No fake aphrodisiacs. No awkward euphemisms. Just functional drinks that do what they say on the bottle.
What’s inside
No fluff. No fake romance. Just a bundle that understands how bodies work.
£37.00
£37.00
Guaranteed to get you up in the morning.
Double-shot Guatemalan espresso meets 20g of EXALT plant-based protein, blended with oats, hazelnuts and cacao for slow-burn energy that lasts longer than your average situationship. Creamy, indulgent, and built to wake things up properly.
Fresh, filthy-good-for-you, and seriously energising. Fuel your morning. Handle your business.
For when one of you is ready… and the other is still buffering.
Fresh crushed cherry, pomegranate and apple with a spicy kick of chilli and ginger, powered by 150mg of natural caffeine from kola nut, guarana and coffee extract. Think four espresso shots, minus the chaos.
Clean energy. Sharper focus. Zero synthetic nonsense. Perfect for the 4pm slump or when date night needs a second wind. Always raw, fresh and cold pressed.
For better performance...
A sharp fruity hit of tart cherry, citrus and ginger designed to support natural energy, circulation and endurance when you’re feeling flexible. Light on the stomach, quick to drink, and powered by real plants that actually show up.
Take it before date night. Either way, Beet Boost helps your body stay loose, lifted, and ready for whatever stretches come next.
Because the aftercare matters.
Mellow yellow meets tropical vibes: orange, mango and pineapple with a heavyweight 300mg hit of Passion Flower to help you calm down after you’ve done the most. Built for post fun lounging, deep exhale moments, and horizontal recovery.
Fresh, raw and cold-pressed. Hydrate. Recline. Repeat.
We didn’t say that. You said that. But yes. It supports energy, flow, and recovery… so make of that what you will.
Couples. Situationships. Long term partners. Also anyone doing Valentine’s solo and still wanting to feel powerful and hydrated.
Beetroot supports blood flow via nitric oxide. If you can’t connect the dots from there, we can’t help you.
Not mandatory, but this is the elite sequence: Morning Glory (AM) → Higher Energy (pre go-time) → Beet It (when it matters) → Chilled AF (after). A love story in four acts.
Yes. But EXALT cannot be held responsible for texts sent, sheets ruined, or sudden emotional attachment.
Sharing is caring. But if they flake, arrive late, or “forget Valentine’s”… you’re well within your rights to drink the whole bundle and ghost them.
