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Right, let's have a proper chat about protein shakes.
You know that moment when you're standing in your kitchen, staring at that tub of protein powder like it's personally wronged you?
The one that promised "delicious flavours" but tastes like someone mixed chalk with false hope?
Yeah, we need to talk about that.
Right, let's have a proper chat about protein shakes.
You know that moment when you're standing in your kitchen, staring at that tub of protein powder like it's personally wronged you?
The one that promised "delicious flavours" but tastes like someone mixed chalk with false hope?
Yeah, we need to talk about that.
Here's the thing about traditional protein powder: it's like that friend who means well but always disappoints.
You add a scoop to your shaker.
You shake it and then take a sip. The aftertaste that lingers longer than your ex's texts.
The texture that makes you wonder if this is what astronauts eat when they've been particularly naughty.
But what if I told you there's a better way?
Here's the thing about traditional protein powder: it's like that friend who means well but always disappoints.
You add a scoop to your shaker.
You shake it and then take a sip. The aftertaste that lingers longer than your ex's texts.
The texture that makes you wonder if this is what astronauts eat when they've been particularly naughty.
But what if I told you there's a better way?
EXALT's low calorie protein drinks are what happens when someone finally says "sod it" to terrible-tasting nutrition.
These aren't your average protein shakes that require a degree in chemistry to mix properly.
We're talking proper smoothies with 20-40g of protein per serving that taste like actual food.
Morning Glory combines Guatemalan espresso with 20g of plant-based protein concentrate. It's basically your morning coffee's overachieving sibling who went to nutrition school.
Berry Berry Good packs mixed berries with Madagascan vanilla whey protein alternative. 20 grams of muscle-building goodness that tastes like summer in a bottle.
Anything But Vanilla proves vanilla doesn't mean boring. Almond butter meets cinnamon meets 20g of protein isolate in a flavour combination that'll make your taste buds do a happy dance.
Zest Fest delivers 30g of triple-release whey protein in a chocolate-orange symphony. Think Terry's Chocolate Orange started lifting weights and got absolutely hench.
EXALT's low calorie protein drinks are what happens when someone finally says "sod it" to terrible-tasting nutrition.
These aren't your average protein shakes that require a degree in chemistry to mix properly.
We're talking proper smoothies with 20-40g of protein per serving that taste like actual food.
Morning Glory combines Guatemalan espresso with 20g of plant-based protein concentrate. It's basically your morning coffee's overachieving sibling who went to nutrition school.
Berry Berry Good packs mixed berries with Madagascan vanilla whey protein alternative. 20 grams of muscle-building goodness that tastes like summer in a bottle.
Anything But Vanilla proves vanilla doesn't mean boring. Almond butter meets cinnamon meets 20g of protein isolate in a flavour combination that'll make your taste buds do a happy dance.
Zest Fest delivers 30g of triple-release whey protein in a chocolate-orange symphony. Think Terry's Chocolate Orange started lifting weights and got absolutely hench.
Let's talk about amino acids and muscle mass without boring you to tears.
Each bottle contains the complete protein profile your body needs to build and repair muscle. The low sugar content means you're getting pure protein power without the crash.
The carbohydrate levels? Perfectly balanced to fuel your day without weighing you down.
This isn't just another protein supplement pretending to be healthy. It's proper nutrition that happens to taste like a milkshake.
Let's talk about amino acids and muscle mass without boring you to tears.
Each bottle contains the complete protein profile your body needs to build and repair muscle. The low sugar content means you're getting pure protein power without the crash.
The carbohydrate levels? Perfectly balanced to fuel your day without weighing you down.
This isn't just another protein supplement pretending to be healthy. It's proper nutrition that happens to taste like a milkshake.
Traditional low-calorie protein powder requires:
A blender (and the will to clean it)
Perfect liquid-to-powder ratios
The patience of a saint
A strong gag reflex
Our smoothies require:
Opening a bottle
Drinking it
Getting on with your life
See the difference?
Check the label on these protein shakes and you'll find ingredients you can actually pronounce.
No mysterious "natural flavours" that sound like they were invented by someone who hates joy.
Just real fruit, premium protein isolate, and the kind of nutrition that makes your body say, "Finally, some good bloody food!"
Whether you prefer whey protein or plant-based options, we've got high-protein solutions that don't taste like dietary punishment.
We've all been there, haven't we?
Standing in the gym car park, forcing down a protein shake that tastes like liquid sadness.
Pretending it's "not that bad" whilst your face tells a different story.
These low-calorie protein drinks taste like what protein supplements should've tasted like all along.
Creamy, satisfying, and genuinely enjoyable. Find your new favourite flavour at EXALT!
How many grams of protein per serving?
Our smoothies deliver 20-40g of high-quality protein. Most contain 20g, whilst Zest Fest packs a massive 30g of triple-release whey protein.
Can I use these as meal replacement shakes?
Absolutely! With high protein content, balanced carbohydrate levels, and low sugar, they're perfect as breakfast replacements or post-workout meals.
Are there plant-based options for those avoiding whey protein?
Yes! Most of our range uses plant-based protein. Only Zest Fest contains whey, giving you plenty of delicious flavours to choose from.
How do these compare to making my own protein shake?
No measuring, no mixing, no mess. Just premium protein supplements in actually enjoyable flavours. Plus, you'll never achieve this taste with regular protein powder.
