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Picture this: it's 6:47 AM and you're standing in your kitchen, squinting at an oat protein shake recipe on your phone like it's written in hieroglyphics.
The ingredients list reads like a weekly shop for a family of five.
Frozen banana, protein powder, rolled oats, and about seventeen other ingredients that seemed reasonable when you pinned this recipe at midnight.
We've all been there, haven't we?
That optimistic moment when we think tomorrow will be different.
Tomorrow we'll be the person who measures out a perfect teaspoon of chia seeds whilst humming contentedly.
Picture this: it's 6:47 AM and you're standing in your kitchen, squinting at an oat protein shake recipe on your phone like it's written in hieroglyphics.
The ingredients list reads like a weekly shop for a family of five.
Frozen banana, protein powder, rolled oats, and about seventeen other ingredients that seemed reasonable when you pinned this recipe at midnight.
We've all been there, haven't we?
That optimistic moment when we think tomorrow will be different.
Tomorrow we'll be the person who measures out a perfect teaspoon of chia seeds whilst humming contentedly.
Here's how it usually goes down.
You drag out the blender that sounds like a jet engine taking off. Start adding ingredients with the confidence of someone who definitely knows what they're doing.
Protein powder explodes in a mushroom cloud. The frozen banana refuses to blend and instead performs an interpretive dance in your blender.
You add milk and more oats.
23 minutes later, you've created something with the consistency of wall paste and the calorie count of a small country's GDP.
The taste? Let's just say it's... educational. That's precisely why we created our oats protein
shakes.
Here's how it usually goes down.
You drag out the blender that sounds like a jet engine taking off. Start adding ingredients with the confidence of someone who definitely knows what they're doing.
Protein powder explodes in a mushroom cloud. The frozen banana refuses to blend and instead performs an interpretive dance in your blender.
You add milk and more oats.
23 minutes later, you've created something with the consistency of wall paste and the calorie count of a small country's GDP.
The taste? Let's just say it's... educational. That's precisely why we created our oats protein
shakes.
Let me introduce you to the squad that'll make your mornings easier.
Lean Machine swaggers in with 40g of protein. It's got Madagascan vanilla meeting almond butter in a union so smooth, your regular protein shake might file for divorce.
Morning Glory is what happens when coffee and breakfast stop pretending they're just friends.
This caffeinated drink brings you 20g of plant-based protein with a double shot of Guatemalan espresso.
Berry Berry Good brings the fibre party without the kitchen chaos. You'll find this antioxidant festival here, packed with real berries that taste like actual berries.
Health Nut tastes like that famous chocolate-hazelnut spread. The founder went to university and came back with a nutrition degree. This guilt-free pleasure proves that being healthy doesn't have to taste like punishment.
Anything But Vanilla laughs in the face of boring breakfasts. It's vanilla that went backpacking and returned with stories.
Yoga Mom sneaks spinach into your morning routine. Before you panic, it tastes nothing like that green juice incident of 2019.
Energy & Focus brings functional mushrooms to the party. The legal kind that enhances focus, not the kind that makes you see colours.
Zest Fest combines chocolate and orange in a thick, creamy embrace, and this festive favourite is waiting here. It's basically Terry's Chocolate Orange's fit cousin who actually uses their gym membership.
Juicy berries, creamy bananas and dreamy coconut come together in a silky sip with 30g of protein and a dash of Ashwagandha, your daily dose of calm, with benefits. Why not take a look.
Let me introduce you to the squad that'll make your mornings easier.
Lean Machine swaggers in with 40g of protein. It's got Madagascan vanilla meeting almond butter in a union so smooth, your regular protein shake might file for divorce.
Morning Glory is what happens when coffee and breakfast stop pretending they're just friends.
This caffeinated drink brings you 20g of plant-based protein with a double shot of Guatemalan espresso.
Berry Berry Good brings the fibre party without the kitchen chaos. You'll find this antioxidant festival here, packed with real berries that taste like actual berries.
Health Nut tastes like that famous chocolate-hazelnut spread. The founder went to university and came back with a nutrition degree. This guilt-free pleasure proves that being healthy doesn't have to taste like punishment.
Anything But Vanilla laughs in the face of boring breakfasts. It's vanilla that went backpacking and returned with stories.
Yoga Mom sneaks spinach into your morning routine. Before you panic, it tastes nothing like that green juice incident of 2019.
Energy & Focus brings functional mushrooms to the party. The legal kind that enhances focus, not the kind that makes you see colours.
Zest Fest combines chocolate and orange in a thick, creamy embrace, and this festive favourite is waiting here. It's basically Terry's Chocolate Orange's fit cousin who actually uses their gym membership.
Juicy berries, creamy bananas and dreamy coconut come together in a silky sip with 30g of protein and a dash of Ashwagandha, your daily dose of calm, with benefits. Why not take a look.
Here's what makes our oat protein shakes different from your average shake.
Oats bring the slow-burn energy that keeps you full until actual lunchtime. Each ingredient is carefully chosen for nutrition and flavour.
No protein powder aftertaste. No wondering if you should add a teaspoon more of something.
We've done the maths so you don't have to.
Fresh ingredients, properly blended, ready when you are. We've nailed the texture, so you don't have to experiment at 7 AM.
Here's what makes our oat protein shakes different from your average shake.
Oats bring the slow-burn energy that keeps you full until actual lunchtime. Each ingredient is carefully chosen for nutrition and flavour.
No protein powder aftertaste. No wondering if you should add a teaspoon more of something.
We've done the maths so you don't have to.
Fresh ingredients, properly blended, ready when you are. We've nailed the texture, so you don't have to experiment at 7 AM.
EXALT's oats protein shakes are what happens when breakfast finally grows up and gets its act together.
Fresh ingredients meeting real nutrition in bottles that actually deliver what they promise. From creamy vanilla to chocolate orange, each shake packs 20-40g of protein without the usual breakfast drama.
Your taste buds are ready for a promotion from protein powder purgatory.
Shop fresh oats protein shakes at EXALT!
Can I add these to my morning oatmeal?
You could, but that's like wearing a belt with braces. They're complete breakfasts, not ingredients for your breakfast.
Do I need to add ice or make them thicker?
Nope. We've achieved peak consistency. They're ready to drink, no blender required.
Will they help me lose weight if I replace meals?
They'll keep you full and fueled, which beats the biscuit-tin-raid alternative. Sustainable nutrition trumps crash dieting every time.
What if I freeze them for later?
They're best fresh from the fridge. Freezing them is like putting a fresh croissant in the freezer—technically possible, but why would you hurt yourself like that?
