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You're rummaging through that sports bag. You know, the one with the fossilised protein bar and enough loose change to fund a small expedition.
You're absolutely shattered.
Your stomach's staging a rebellion.
And you're about to commit nutritional treason with whatever dodgy snack the vending machine's offering.
But hang on a minute, what if there was a better way?
You're rummaging through that sports bag. You know, the one with the fossilised protein bar and enough loose change to fund a small expedition.
You're absolutely shattered.
Your stomach's staging a rebellion.
And you're about to commit nutritional treason with whatever dodgy snack the vending machine's offering.
But hang on a minute, what if there was a better way?
Let me paint you a familiar picture.
You've just spent a small fortune on protein powder that promised to taste like "rich chocolate indulgence."
Three sips in, you're wondering if "indulgence" is code for "punishment."
The texture? Grittier than a builder's apprentice.
The aftermath? Your digestive system is filing a formal complaint.
We've all been there, standing in our kitchens at 6 AM, trying to convince ourselves that this gluten-free concoction is "actually quite nice once you get used to it."
Spoiler: it's not, and you shouldn't have to.
Let me paint you a familiar picture.
You've just spent a small fortune on protein powder that promised to taste like "rich chocolate indulgence."
Three sips in, you're wondering if "indulgence" is code for "punishment."
The texture? Grittier than a builder's apprentice.
The aftermath? Your digestive system is filing a formal complaint.
We've all been there, standing in our kitchens at 6 AM, trying to convince ourselves that this gluten-free concoction is "actually quite nice once you get used to it."
Spoiler: it's not, and you shouldn't have to.
Instead of powder that's been sitting on a shelf since the last World Cup, we make everything fresh.
Lean Machine: This powerhouse delivers 40g of protein through Madagascan vanilla and almond butter that actually taste like they should.
Morning Glory: Guatemalan espresso meets 20g of vegan protein. Perfect for mornings when chewing seems like too much effort.
Berry Berry Good: Mixed berries and plant-based protein working together. Rich in essential vitamins and naturally sweet.
Health Nut: Hazelnut and cacao in perfect balance. Low sugar, high protein, zero guilt.
Anything But Vanilla: Vanilla with a cinnamon twist. A complete meal that keeps hunger at bay.
Yoga Mom: Spinach, banana, and brown rice protein. Surprisingly delicious despite the vegetable content.
Energy & Focus: Functional mushrooms meet whey protein in this cognitive-supporting blend that keeps both brain and body happy.
Zest Fest: Orange and chocolate unite in this 30g triple-release whey protein shake that delivers sustained energy.
Berry Mindful: Berries, banana and coconut combine in this 30g whey protein shake with Ashwagandha for calm focus and daily balance.
Instead of powder that's been sitting on a shelf since the last World Cup, we make everything fresh.
Lean Machine: This powerhouse delivers 40g of protein through Madagascan vanilla and almond butter that actually taste like they should.
Morning Glory: Guatemalan espresso meets 20g of vegan protein. Perfect for mornings when chewing seems like too much effort.
Berry Berry Good: Mixed berries and plant-based protein working together. Rich in essential vitamins and naturally sweet.
Health Nut: Hazelnut and cacao in perfect balance. Low sugar, high protein, zero guilt.
Anything But Vanilla: Vanilla with a cinnamon twist. A complete meal that keeps hunger at bay.
Yoga Mom: Spinach, banana, and brown rice protein. Surprisingly delicious despite the vegetable content.
Energy & Focus: Functional mushrooms meet whey protein in this cognitive-supporting blend that keeps both brain and body happy.
Zest Fest: Orange and chocolate unite in this 30g triple-release whey protein shake that delivers sustained energy.
Berry Mindful: Berries, banana and coconut combine in this 30g whey protein shake with Ashwagandha for calm focus and daily balance.
Right, here's what makes these different from every disappointing shake you've suffered through:
Real ingredients you can actually pronounce.
No mysterious "thickener 471B" lurking about.
No preservatives playing hide and seek.
Just cold-pressed freshness delivering everything you need:
20g to 40g of protein per bottle
Proper fibre content from oat and other natural sources
Essential vitamins doing their thing
Zero gluten, because your gut deserves better
Each bottle is a full meal replacement that won't leave you raiding the biscuit tin by 10 AM.
Right, here's what makes these different from every disappointing shake you've suffered through:
Real ingredients you can actually pronounce.
No mysterious "thickener 471B" lurking about.
No preservatives playing hide and seek.
Just cold-pressed freshness delivering everything you need:
20g to 40g of protein per bottle
Proper fibre content from oat and other natural sources
Essential vitamins doing their thing
Zero gluten, because your gut deserves better
Each bottle is a full meal replacement that won't leave you raiding the biscuit tin by 10 AM.
These aren't just for those intimidating gym people who track their macros and actually know what a burpee is.
They're for:
Busy professionals who think lunch is optional
Parents who consider dry cereal a balanced breakfast
Athletes tired of drinks that taste like liquid cardboard
Anyone avoiding gluten who's sick of missing out
If you've ever thought "I should probably eat something decent" and then grabbed a packet of crisps instead, these are for you.
Look, you could keep forcing down those tragic protein powders.
You could continue pretending that chalky vanilla vegan protein powder is "quite nice actually." Or you could try something that doesn't require Stockholm syndrome to enjoy.
Browse our gluten-free protein drinks!
Find your perfect flavour match and stock that fridge with something worth drinking. Because life's too short for terrible protein shakes.
Are these properly gluten-free or just "fingers crossed" gluten-free?
Certified, tested, absolutely gluten-free. We don't mess about with this stuff.
Will they actually keep me full?
With up to 40g of protein and proper fibre content, you'll be satisfied longer than a cat in a sunbeam.
Do they taste like actual food or science experiments?
They taste like actual food. We promise. No weird aftertastes, no artificial sweeteners, just proper flavour.
Which one's best for breakfast?
Morning Glory's great for it, but honestly, any of them beat that sad cereal bar.
Are the vegan ones any good?
Our plant-based protein options are ready-to-drink and naturally gluten-free. No compromise on taste or nutrition.
