Shopping Cart
Picture this: you're standing in your kitchen, spoon in hand, staring down at that protein shake you've just mixed.
It's the colour of disappointment and has the consistency of wet cement.
You take a sip.
Your face contorts into expressions previously reserved for stepping on Lego barefoot.
Sound familiar?
Here's the truth bomb nobody wants to admit: traditional protein shakes taste like someone blended gym equipment with false hope.
Picture this: you're standing in your kitchen, spoon in hand, staring down at that protein shake you've just mixed.
It's the colour of disappointment and has the consistency of wet cement.
You take a sip.
Your face contorts into expressions previously reserved for stepping on Lego barefoot.
Sound familiar?
Here's the truth bomb nobody wants to admit: traditional protein shakes taste like someone blended gym equipment with false hope.
Let's have a proper chat about why your stomach stages a full-scale rebellion every time you down a whey protein shake.
Lactose and your gut have the same relationship as cats and water – theoretically possible, practically disastrous.
Enter EXALT's collection of lactose-free protein drinks.
They're not powder. Just proper, fresh smoothies that deliver serious nutrition without the digestive drama.
We're talking 20-40g of protein per bottle, cold-pressed daily like they're precious gems (because honestly, they kind of are).
Let's have a proper chat about why your stomach stages a full-scale rebellion every time you down a whey protein shake.
Lactose and your gut have the same relationship as cats and water – theoretically possible, practically disastrous.
Enter EXALT's collection of lactose-free protein drinks.
They're not powder. Just proper, fresh smoothies that deliver serious nutrition without the digestive drama.
We're talking 20-40g of protein per bottle, cold-pressed daily like they're precious gems (because honestly, they kind of are).
Each protein drink brings its own flavour flair, nutritional power, and reason to look forward to your next bottle.
There's no need to choose between coffee and breakfast when Morning Glory gives you both. Guatemalan espresso and 20g of vegan protein combine in a bottle that turns your morning into a proper power-up.
Mixed berries and banana team up in Berry Berry Good, delivering a rich antioxidant hit with a taste that feels more pudding than protein. Fibre keeps things ticking, protein keeps hunger at bay, and your gut will thank you.
Forget the chocolate spread of your childhood. Health Nut is its fitter, sassier cousin. Hazelnut butter and cacao do the flavour work, while low sugar and high protein keep it on your good side.
There's nothing basic about Anything But Vanilla. Madagascan vanilla, warming cinnamon and creamy almond butter create a flavour profile that's more poetry than protein shake.
Yes, there's spinach in Yoga Mom, but no, it doesn't taste like the green juice you forced down in 2023. With pumpkin seeds, almond butter and a soft vanilla finish, it's stealth health done properly.
Cacao and hazelnut meet functional mushrooms in Energy & Focus, turning your protein fix into a focus-enhancing, brain-loving ritual.
Each protein drink brings its own flavour flair, nutritional power, and reason to look forward to your next bottle.
There's no need to choose between coffee and breakfast when Morning Glory gives you both. Guatemalan espresso and 20g of vegan protein combine in a bottle that turns your morning into a proper power-up.
Mixed berries and banana team up in Berry Berry Good, delivering a rich antioxidant hit with a taste that feels more pudding than protein. Fibre keeps things ticking, protein keeps hunger at bay, and your gut will thank you.
Forget the chocolate spread of your childhood. Health Nut is its fitter, sassier cousin. Hazelnut butter and cacao do the flavour work, while low sugar and high protein keep it on your good side.
There's nothing basic about Anything But Vanilla. Madagascan vanilla, warming cinnamon and creamy almond butter create a flavour profile that's more poetry than protein shake.
Yes, there's spinach in Yoga Mom, but no, it doesn't taste like the green juice you forced down in 2023. With pumpkin seeds, almond butter and a soft vanilla finish, it's stealth health done properly.
Cacao and hazelnut meet functional mushrooms in Energy & Focus, turning your protein fix into a focus-enhancing, brain-loving ritual.
Here's the thing about dairy and protein powders. They're often about as compatible with your gut as oil and water.
Our lactose-free protein drinks skip the drama entirely. No lactose means no emergency bathroom trips. We're talking optimal protein content without the digestive rebellion.
And because we cold-press everything fresh (no powder in sight), you're getting actual nutrition.
Here's the thing about dairy and protein powders. They're often about as compatible with your gut as oil and water.
Our lactose-free protein drinks skip the drama entirely. No lactose means no emergency bathroom trips. We're talking optimal protein content without the digestive rebellion.
And because we cold-press everything fresh (no powder in sight), you're getting actual nutrition.
Every bottle delivers the perfect balance of macros without the bloat.
Low calorie doesn't mean low satisfaction here. The protein content and fibre work together like a dream team, keeping you fuller for longer.
Most of our range is completely plant-based (we're looking at you, vegetarians and vegans), because good nutrition shouldn't require compromise.
Stop settling for protein shakes that taste like liquid disappointment.
Your lactose-free protein drink should be something you look forward to, not endure.
Each flavour is crafted to actually taste like its name suggests. From the coffee kick of Morning Glory to the chocolate indulgence of Health Nut, this is nutrition that you'll genuinely look forward to.
Shop fresh smoothies at EXALT!
Are these actually lactose-free or just "probably won't destroy your stomach" lactose-free?
They're genuinely 100% lactose-free. No lactase enzyme required, no bathroom sprints necessary.
How much protein am I getting, or is this just expensive juice?
Each bottle contains 20-40g of high-quality protein concentrate or isolate. That's proper muscle-feeding, hunger-crushing amounts. Your protein intake goals just got a lot more achievable (and enjoyable).
Will these keep me full, or will I be raiding the biscuit tin an hour later?
Thanks to the protein content, fibre, and whole food ingredients, these keep you properly satisfied. No sugar crashes, no desperate snack attacks, just sustained energy.
Do I need to be some fitness fanatic to drink these?
Absolutely not. Whether you're smashing PBs at the gym or just trying to eat better between Zoom calls, these work for everyone. Protein isn't just for people who say "gains" unironically.
